WHAT IF GEORGE W. BUSH HAD...

What if George W. Bush had...

...given Prime Minister Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted Pirate DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have thought he was a no class idiot?

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?

If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you have approved and thought it was OK to be subservient to the King?

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip, or again accused him of being an idiot?

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current on their income taxes, would you have approved or yelled to anyone who would listen?

If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the fourth of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?

If George W. Bush had misspelled the word "advice" would you have hammered him for it for years and years, like Dan Quayle and the potato incident. and say it was more proof of what a dunce Bush is?

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on "Earth Day", would you have concluded he's a hypocrite, oh yes, and would you have raised a holy stink over it?

If George W. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually "get" what happened on 9-11, or would you have asked for his resignation?

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed, and made fun of him and said this is more proof of how he inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest, in Iowa and the Dakotas , with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence of Bush's administration?

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, and then given the jobs to his party's contributors, would you have approved?

If George W.. Bush had proposed to double the national debt within 10 years, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of tax payers' dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have thought it was, "oh so cute" and approved?

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this in 5 months -- so you'll have three years and seven months to come up with an answer.

JUST ASKING!